"How fast can I legally go over the speed limit?"
"What is the world's record for the largest baby penis?"
"Is it a law in Texas that if a dog bites anyone in a vet's office, the vet must put the dog down?"
"What does Andrew look like?" This one was funny because the auto-filled answer explained the appearance of female genitalia. Must be the most common question in the form of "What does ____ look like?"
"What's the best thing to tell a girl when you want her to be your girlfriend?"
"How do you say *#@! in Japanese?"
"What is a rusty spoon?" (DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!)
"Should I stay with Ryan?"
"If a 13 year old boy spurms with a little bit of blood is it normal or shud he stop [obvious word removed for the sake of young readers]?"
"Is the government wiretapping all of our phones?"
We're allowed to do humorous responses when the context allows (obviously I can't give the guy a documented answer), so I responded, "kgb would love to answer this question, but we have reason to suspect this is not a secure line."
It's 2:15 am. Time for bed.
Why are there still no pictures or videos of the most photographed girls on the planet? This is simply inexcusable! Get to it! Now!
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